Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe help me with my homework?

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to let me in?

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anybody want to let me in?

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up, it’s cold out here!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A herd.

A herd who?

A herd you were home, so I came over!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in it’s cold out here.

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah good place we can get something to eat?